22/05/13 - 1,860 notes
How are you even doing that? I’m not really here.
You’re always here to me, and I always listen, and I can always see you.
22/05/13 - 21,469 notes
I PLAN ON FOLLOWING EVERY LAST HUMAN BEING ON TUMBLR.
EVERY.LAST.ONE.
I DON’T CARE WHICH FANDOM YOU’RE IN OR WHAT YOU POST, I WILL FOLLOW YOU. JUST REBLOG
22/05/13 - 74 notes

You’ve got your babies, I’ve got my hearses. Every blessing comes with a set of curses.
22/05/13 - 131,413 notes
Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST IDEA EVER
